'Yes'
'You'll never guess what's in my hand?'
'Ummmmmm'
He is waving it about in a demented fashion
'No, what is in your hand?'
'My fart!'
'Say again?'
'I caught my fart!!' he giggled 'Can you smell it?!'
He lets it go in the vicinity of my face...
Ewwwwww!
Apparently this sort of behaviour is written in his DNA.
Thank goodness he doesn't have access to matches!
"Interesting" child!
ReplyDeleteGreat skills! Only a matter of time before he's lighting them to spectacular effect!
ReplyDeleteIsn't that behaviour described in the penultimate line of Kipling's famous poem? You know, the one that ends "and you'll be a man, my son"?
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to convince him that farting or referring to farts in public will bring dire consequences. Like being ostracised by the prettiest girls. Or going prematurely bald.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with boys and farts - they are so gross aren't they. What's more they never grow out of it! :0
ReplyDeleteTo be fair he should be getting to the age were fart catching is a skill. Its a boy thing...
ReplyDeleteBwaahhhaa! Ah, little boys...isn't that one of the things they are made of? Seriously, some morning radio show guys here in my area did the same thing with mason jars. Ewwww!
ReplyDeleteI KNEW this was a male thing!! So it's in the DNA, is it? Thank goodness I've got a girl!
ReplyDeleteLol, Small Sprog sounds like a typical little boy:)
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great holiday!
LOL...I so love Small Sprog!! (the sad thing is that they don't ever seem to grow out of it...my husband (who's 40!) still thinks it's funny when he does a stinky fart *sigh*)
ReplyDeleteC x
he'll learn about the matches soon enough :-) what a laugh!
ReplyDeleteHow about bottling one, for a little extra pocket money! x
ReplyDeleteGot that skill from Husband's genes obviously.
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