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Tuesday, August 03, 2010

Small Sprog is gross!

'Mummy?'
'Yes'
'You'll never guess what's in my hand?'
'Ummmmmm'
He is waving it about in a demented fashion
'No, what is in your hand?'
'My fart!'
'Say again?'
'I caught my fart!!' he giggled 'Can you smell it?!'
He lets it go in the vicinity of my face...

Ewwwwww!

Apparently this sort of behaviour is written in his DNA.

Thank goodness he doesn't have access to matches!
                                    


13 comments:

Rob-bear said...

"Interesting" child!

BS5 Blogger said...

Great skills! Only a matter of time before he's lighting them to spectacular effect!

Steve said...

Isn't that behaviour described in the penultimate line of Kipling's famous poem? You know, the one that ends "and you'll be a man, my son"?

nick said...

You'll have to convince him that farting or referring to farts in public will bring dire consequences. Like being ostracised by the prettiest girls. Or going prematurely bald.

Akelamalu said...

What is it with boys and farts - they are so gross aren't they. What's more they never grow out of it! :0

the eternal worrier: said...

To be fair he should be getting to the age were fart catching is a skill. Its a boy thing...

scargosun said...

Bwaahhhaa! Ah, little boys...isn't that one of the things they are made of? Seriously, some morning radio show guys here in my area did the same thing with mason jars. Ewwww!

Working Mum said...

I KNEW this was a male thing!! So it's in the DNA, is it? Thank goodness I've got a girl!

Rose said...

Lol, Small Sprog sounds like a typical little boy:)

Hope you had a great holiday!

Carol said...

LOL...I so love Small Sprog!! (the sad thing is that they don't ever seem to grow out of it...my husband (who's 40!) still thinks it's funny when he does a stinky fart *sigh*)

C x

Furtheron said...

he'll learn about the matches soon enough :-) what a laugh!

this is my patch said...

How about bottling one, for a little extra pocket money! x

Liz said...

Got that skill from Husband's genes obviously.