Almost daily diary!

Monday, October 05, 2015

Honestly, you couldn't make this stuff up!

'Jonathan has a new girlfriend' Says Tall Girl to Mum, making conversation 'she comes from Catalonia' she continues
'Oh' says Mum 'What colour is she?'
'What?' I shout dismayed
'Well I'm not sure where Catalonia is' Mum replied without flinching

When we're home I recount the tale to Small Sprog who is disgusted with grannies apparent racism. He's not the only one!


nick said...

You should have said "Purple with green spots. Unusual, huh?" Or maybe "Just the usual colour."

I guess most people would have asked "So what's she like?" Or "Why did she come to England?"

Maggie May said...

Oh dear......
I like the purple with green spots reply!
Maggie x

Gorilla Bananas said...

It's an innocent question, but I would have asked about the size of her nose first.