Almost daily diary!

Monday, October 05, 2015

Honestly, you couldn't make this stuff up!

'Jonathan has a new girlfriend' Says Tall Girl to Mum, making conversation 'she comes from Catalonia' she continues
'Oh' says Mum 'What colour is she?'
'What?' I shout dismayed
'Well I'm not sure where Catalonia is' Mum replied without flinching

When we're home I recount the tale to Small Sprog who is disgusted with grannies apparent racism. He's not the only one!


3 comments:

nick said...

You should have said "Purple with green spots. Unusual, huh?" Or maybe "Just the usual colour."

I guess most people would have asked "So what's she like?" Or "Why did she come to England?"

Maggie May said...

Oh dear......
I like the purple with green spots reply!
Maggie x

Gorilla Bananas said...

It's an innocent question, but I would have asked about the size of her nose first.