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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Another toilet story!


It was a lovely relaxed start to the day yesterday, Husband left the house before we were all awake, and it was great to have the place to drift about in.

However, at about 8am there was a ring on the front door bell. I was in the downstairs toilet. "Tall Girl, you'll have to get it I'm having a ***" I shout urgently, just as the delivery driver wrenches open the porch door. I can hear her padding about and as she passes where I am, she tactfully pushes the door completely closed.

Inside I am trying to stifle giggles.

She signs for the parcel and shuts the front door with a bang.

As I hear it slam I explode into laughter, her face appears around the toilet door, she is giggling too. "Do you think he heard me?" I spluttered
"Definitely" She replied and gave me a withering look

Ooops, if only I was a quieter person!

12 comments:

Steve said...

I'm sure he was more embarrased than you coule ever be!

Maggie May said...

That is exactly the kind of thing that would happen to me....... except that my granddaughters would probably have come to tell me the postman was here and would most certainly have left the bathroom door wide open! And once on the throne, it is too far to reach the door!
It is really true to family living this kind of thing!

I must have been brain dead yesterday not to have got number 19!

Nuts in May

Lakeland Jo said...

we are put on earth to embarrass our children

French Fancy said...

hahahah - you little shit, you.

I have to shut the door else a little bichon frise wanders in and sits there looking up at me.

menopausaloldbag (MOB) said...

Bet he scarpered before a certain aroma leaked towards his nose!

nick said...

I doubt if the delivery driver was embarrassed, I'm sure he's seen everything possible on his travels, from copulating couples to corpses. The odd splashing noise probably wouldn't even register.

Chic Mama said...

I'm cringing for you. ;0)

Letty - A Little Girl With A Curl said...

hmmm! Laughed at this one Suburbia!

I have often wondered why when they plan houses, they always, but always put the downstairs loo right near or in the hall, well off the hall, if it was in the hall, it would be totally bizarre.

Years ago I can remember my poor father getting trapped in the downstairs loo, while my mother talked to a friend in the hall, who was visiting unexpectedly!!

Happy days.......I have just posted for the first time for ages, must be feeling better!

Letty x

Liz said...

Embarrassing yes, but not as bad as when I had to call the plumber to get me out of the toilet ...

Jennysmith said...

Oh no! Getting so intimate with a delivery man so quickly! Mind you, I answered the door recently to one of them with no trousers on! (I mean I had no trousers on.)
Wish I had a downstairs toilet xxx

Akelamalu said...

LOL how you gonna face him next time??? :0

Rose said...

I was going to leave a comment about my daughter's embarrassing situation, but now I am wondering about Liz's comment and trying to figure out how she fell in the toilet:)