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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

A Small Sprogism

Small Sprog watches his sisters teen DVDs through is fingers when kissing is involved; he really isn't impressed with all that kissing lark. However he almost got more than he bargained for when, whilst playing games on line, he clicked on a link. Hmmm, a new game he thought. He was telling me this in the car on the way to an evening event at his sisters school.
'But you'll never guess what Mummy?' He says in a most indignant way
'What?' I reply, trying to keep my eyes on the traffic.
'It wasn't a new game at all and I'm not going there again' I became a little worried, where had he 'been' in the virtual world?
'What was it then, if it wasn't a game?' I braced myself
'It was one of those ''mating''sites' He shuddered at the thought
'Mating sites?' I said with slight panic, then it suddenly dawned on me, and Tall Girl at the same time. Dating sites is what he meant, we roared with laughter at his utter disgust!
Dating not mating? Or perhaps he was right after all.

7 comments:

Miss Sadie said...

"Out of the mouths of babes. . . ."

Well, Small Sprog isn't exactly a babe, but he is good at words — better than he knows, perhaps.

nick said...

And in a few years' time he'll be kissing-mad and want to kiss every girl he can. How quickly children change as they grow up....

Steve said...

Kids can always see to the truth of a matter...! ;-)

Furtheron said...

you know I think he is far nearer the truth there don't you? So funny though.

Why all the worry? said...

Very funny. When I was at my friends the other day, their little boy got up all of a sudden and said 'Right Im going for some dirty boxing.' We all just looked at each other and laughed. Something he saw in Iron Man 2.

Mean Mom said...

He seems to have got the gist of it! (Hope you are well. Sorry I don't get around much anymore.) I can always rely on Small Sprog to cheer me up.

Maggie May said...

That was funny!
I can see why you were worried! LOL!
Maggie X

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