I left the bathroom, giving instructions to use soap and went to tidy his sisters room.
Not long after, there was a shout from the bathroom. He hasn't mastered turning the shower on and off, so I dashed in to assist. As I wrapped him in his new blue towel he said "My hair is very soft at the moment"
"Is it?" I replied
"Yes" he said "It must be something to do with the scratch on my side"
"How can it have something to do with the scratch on your side?" I laughed
"I think I'm turning into a weir wolf at night!" He said seriously
A Weir Wolf? Sometimes I think he lives in a totally different universe to mine!