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Monday, October 02, 2017

It's a cats life!

Thursday night I'm woken by the sound of banging and crashing downstairs in the hall. I listen intently, wondering whether to get up and explore or whether to leave it and be murdered in my bed. I fall back to sleep.

In the morning I wake up to find all the shoes, that are usually stored neatly under the bench in the hall, strewn across the floor. "Hmmm... I'm guessing the cat brought a mouse in and lost it" I say to Big Al who is somewhere else in the country working. I check the shoes and store them neatly again. Seems like the mouse may have met his maker elsewhere, as long as the cat didn't leave entrails in my shoe, life will be fine.


I'm in the pub on a Friday night with Big Al and my phone goes - a text from Tall girl who I left at home watching TV. "Mouse!" it read.
B***er! I thought. The little B*****d must have been hiding.
A photo comes through on my phone of the mouse, looking very much alive.
"Catch it in a sieve" I type. It was all I could think of at the time as wine had been consumed.
"I've shut myself in the sitting room" she texts back.
"But they can squeeze under doors" I reply.
"Big Al says Josie will catch it for you"
"Big Al is wrong" came the text after a few minutes.
"A job for Sam then (the boyfriend) when he arrives?"
"Sam doesn't like mice" she texts "they have one in their house too!"
It all goes quiet for a while. Then she sends a photo of the cat asleep with all his legs in the air - that's clearly not going to help either.

I start to forget about the whole thing when the phone pings again with a text that says "It's really fast!"
"I don't like it!"

By this time tears were rolling down my cheeks and I assured her we'd be home soon. I text her to say this and to make sure the cat is out of the room and that the mouse is barricaded in as she wouldn't want to witness a massacre.

When we get home I put Big Al in the sitting room to catch the mouse. He promptly flicks on Match of the Day and sits down to watch it while the mouse hides under the sofa.

I go to bed.

In the morning the mouse is stiff as a board under the kitchen table. I look at the cat. He's not taking responsibility for anything. He shrugs and moves on.


nick said...

Hmmm. Either the cat finally rose to the occasion or the mouse ate something toxic. I hate mice as well. I once lived in a bedsit where I could hear the mice scuttling along behind the walls (no cavity insulation to deter them). I blocked all the holes in the skirting board and they disappeared, thank goodness.

Suburbia said...

Yep! I'm the 'stand on a chair and scream' type person with mice. I can't bear hearing the scrabbling noise - my parents used to get them in the attic above my room when I lived at home!
It was definitely the cat - he has form!!

Maggie May said...

I had a really giant spider run across the room.... it was the largest I've seen & I had to catch it in a mug and slide a card underneath. Had to battle with the mortice locks before I could throw it outside. No way was I going to kill it and nor could I risk it getting into the bedroom.
A mouse is something else....I'd hate to have to deal with one, being alone.

I've missed you and glad to see you back....... (I'm a fine one to talk with my long absences!)
Maggie x

Liz Hinds said...

Tall Girl did very well all things considered. Big Al less so.

Rose said...

Haha, if this had been my daughter, she would have caught the mouse and tried to keep him as a pet:) Glad it all worked out, though disposing of a dead mouse is not my favorite thing to do.

Saz said...

ooh how lovely to drop by and hear your voice...made me laugh out loud...
saz x

Suburbia said...
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Suburbia said...

Its really good to see you here Saz. How's things with you? x