Sit up to the table properly.
Please pick up the clothes from your bedroom floor.
Text me at 3pm not 3.30 while I'm driving.
You only need to text me if you need to change arrangements, not just to make sure I've remembered them!
Did you give in your home work?
If you don't give in your homework today you'll get detention!
Use your knife and fork.
List of things I've done (the android could have done) today.
Hoovered downstairs and up
Made 6 jars of jam
Made lunch for Mum
Sewed on one button, one badge, mended one pair of trousers and two t shirts
Tided Small Sprogs room
Attempted to tidy Tall Girls room and then thought 'What the hell, let her do it herself!'
Googled ladybird Larvae
Cooked roast dinner
Washed the kitchen floor
Cleaned the downstairs loo
See? An android could do all that perfectly well!